State Patrick's Day

Ugh, where do I start? Students and the bars here in State College decided to complain because Penn State scheduled Spring Break during St.Patrick's Day. I guess the bars will lose money and students will not be here to get loaded. So, the bars figured why not make today State Patrick's Day. Right now a bunch of drunken morons are running around downtown wearing all sorts of green crap.

I will not make this into one of my normal St.Patrick's Day rants (I will that for the actual day), but I figured I would comment on some of the stupid stuff I have seen so far while being outside.

First off, fat chicks should not wear tight clothes. Also, Ugg boots need to go. They suck. Especially green ones.

I saw a nice little fight between a guy and girl tonight, it amused me. I could hear them arguing as they came down the sidewalk, and when I looked up he just stormed away from her. She tried to hurry to catch him and she saw me and just rolled her eyes. She then stopped to light a cigarette, which caused him to stop, come back and bum a smoke from her. He then walked away from her, she started to follow and he stopped, which caused her to stop, about eight feet behind him. It continued for like fifteen minutes, it kind of looked like the Sims, when a character goes and someone is following them and they keep stopping behind them.

I watched for awhile, wondering if he was going to strike her. He seemed very angry and she really seemed like she did not care, which made me think "why not just leave? Go to a bar, meet a different guy." They continued this game for awhile, all the way up to Old Main. I finally bored of it and went inside, but seriously this guy looked like the type that would smack his girlfriend around, and that is something that I find detestable. Oh, and he was wearing a Red Sox beanie, which makes him an automatic douchebag.

Mardi Gras beads are great, if you are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. If girls want to wear beads, they should be willing to earn them the old fashioned way. Also, ladies remember this: it was around 50 today, but it was chilly tonight, skirts and hoochie shirts (which I approve of whole heartedly) are probably a bad idea. Do not bitch when you are all sick next week. If you do not bitch, well then go ahead and wear them, just do not get pissed when guys look at you.

Unfortunately I could not find any pictures online of drunken stupidity yet, hopefully I can, just to show the rest of you how this is a ridiculous pseudo-holiday.