Expensive Sex

I am sure everyone has heard about NY governor Eliot Spitzer's big prostitute bust. If not, just read the article and then come back...okay, you're back?

$4300??? What kind of awesome perverted things would he be allowed to do for that kind of money? The normal stuff usually only costs $100. Hell, some girls I know will light your pubic hair on fire while they jerk off a circus midget for like $500. Umm, not that I know from experience...

On a serious note, if you are a big time politician, would it not be easier just to get a mistress? For that kind of money, he could get her an apartment and some spending cash. Then go do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

Also, why is it anytime some politician gets involved in a big scandal, the media immediately says things like "and his name was tossed around as a possible upcoming presidential candidate..." Somewhere, some group of people sit around all day just tossing names around for the candidacy of the President...

I also think I have a new way of rating the hotness of a girl: $4300 Club. I will have to definitely give it some consideration as to what girls I would spend that kind of money to have my way with. And by have my way with, I mean 28 seconds and then 30 minutes of me explaining that it has never happened before...damn it, I think I have said too much.


Would she make my $4300 Club?