When I first started working at The Place That Shall Not Be Named (for fear that HR will read it and try to punish me again) in the summer of '02 there was a cute server named Jess. One night after a long midnight shift together, Jess, Tom, and I all went to Denny's for breakfast.
It was at this point that we had the brilliant idea to get beer and drink by the pool at State College Park all day. Which we did, and had a great time. Sadly though, we kept drinking all night long, and into the wee hours of the next morning. It started to become apparent that Jess was into me, so I talked to her for a bit and we ended up having sex. This is the reason that Matt K hated my guts at work because he tried to hook up with her, but she turned him down for me.
So for the next few weeks we work together and whatnot, I hang out with her a few more times and once I realize I am not going to have sex with her again, I pretty much stop talking to her. She was hot, but very dumb and very uninteresting.
Anyways, a few months go by and I have since moved into apartment #352 at State College Park with Justin and Jackson. During one of the first weekends, we all go out and get pretty drunk for the Penn State game. Justin and I end up back at the apartment (we think Jackson was banging this girl nicknamed Stop-Sign, mainly because her head was very large and octagon shaped).
I get a call from Jess, she is drunk and over at Snappy's and cannot get a cab. She asks if she can stay at my place. So she comes over and the three of us are drinking some beers and shooting the shit. Jess asks if it is okay to sleep on the couch. Justin (being one of the greatest humans alive) says "so wait, you two have had sex before, right?" She says yes, he then asks if she has a boyfriend. She says no. Justin then basically convinces her that it would be stupid of her not to have sex with me. She thinks about this for a little bit, and says "you are right!"
Next thing I know, we are in my room, and she is riding me like there is prize money involved. So, while we are going at it, I notice something. The light under my door is blocked, meaning someone is standing outside the door. At that moment, I realize that Justin is contemplating on walking in and seeing if he can have a turn or join in, whatever.
Luckily the phone rings, and it is Kim. She wants to come over and have sex with Justin (this is the girl who one time told me that her pussy is made of gold, to which Justin replied "gold, that thing is a cum dumpster, it should say biowaste on the side").
After that night, I never really talked to Jess again, I think maybe once on myspace years later. I will say this about her though, she could ride a dick.
This is a picture of her from that first day of drinking. That is Tom presenting her ass...
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