This weeks story comes from the year, umm, 2001 maybe. I have no clue when this happened to be honest. I know that it was summer time. My brother and I were heading to Pittsburgh with Dan to see Blink 182/Green Day, and also to party with Dan at Pitt.
Anyways, the concert was fun, but I would like to focus on the party. There were a few people at this party, mostly dudes, in fact 94% of them were guys. In fact, there were only something like three girls at this party and maybe 47 males. One of those girls had a boyfriend, who was with her. So that took the odds of getting laid WAY down.
Do you think that would stop me though? Absolutely not. In fact, somehow I slept with one of the girls. Her name was Marilyn. I do not remember much of it though, we went to her place, had sex and then I woke up in the morning to her telling me I had to go and her explaining how to get back to Dan's place.
Fast-forward to 2003. I am at work. I go out to my table to get their drinks and I see this girl I recognize. I ask her if she is Marilyn and she says yes. She then asks how we know each other.
Me: Do you remember Dan?
Marilyn: Oh yeah, were you one of his roommates or something?
Me: No, just a friend of his. Remember that party he had before the Blink 182/Green Day concert?
Marilyn: Oh yeah (she now completely forgets I am there and begins telling this story to her friends). So before I go to this party I had this huge fight with my boyfriend. I get to the party and decide to sleep with whoever I could get. The next morning my boyfriend calls and apologizes and wants to come over. I had to wake up this dude and make him run out of the apartment. Hahahaha.
Me: Yeah, that was me. Thanks, can I get you anything to drink?
Her face went completely red. As you can see, I leave a huge impression on the ladies.
I think this is her in this picture. She actually looked much better when I was hammered.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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