Thursday, February 4, 2010

Sex Tails, A Woo Hoo Pt. 6

This weeks story comes from the year, umm, 2001 maybe.  I have no clue when this happened to be honest.  I know that it was summer time.  My brother and I were heading to Pittsburgh with Dan to see Blink 182/Green Day, and also to party with Dan at Pitt.

Anyways, the concert was fun, but I would like to focus on the party.  There were a few people at this party, mostly dudes, in fact 94% of them were guys.  In fact, there were only something like three girls at this party and maybe 47 males.  One of those girls had a boyfriend, who was with her.  So that took the odds of getting laid WAY down.

Do you think that would stop me though?  Absolutely not.  In fact, somehow I slept with one of the girls.  Her name was Marilyn.  I do not remember much of it though, we went to her place, had sex and then I woke up in the morning to her telling me I had to go and her explaining how to get back to Dan's place.

Fast-forward to 2003.  I am at work.  I go out to my table to get their drinks and I see this girl I recognize.  I ask her if she is Marilyn and she says yes.  She then asks how we know each other.

Me:  Do you remember Dan?
Marilyn:  Oh yeah, were you one of his roommates or something?
Me:  No, just a friend of his.  Remember that party he had before the Blink 182/Green Day concert?
Marilyn:  Oh yeah (she now completely forgets I am there and begins telling this story to her friends).  So before I go to this party I had this huge fight with my boyfriend.  I get to the party and decide to sleep with whoever I could get.  The next morning my boyfriend calls and apologizes and wants to come over.  I had to wake up this dude and make him run out of the apartment.  Hahahaha.
Me:  Yeah, that was me.  Thanks, can I get you anything to drink?

Her face went completely red.  As you can see, I leave a huge impression on the ladies.

I think this is her in this picture.  She actually looked much better when I was hammered.

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