Last night's season premiere pretty much kicked ass. Obviously it was no where near the level of the premiere of season two, but still very good. It started out 14 months after last season with some of the members getting out of jail. They are free and there are plenty of changes happening in Charming.
There is a new sheriff in town, as Mayor Hale has gotten rid of the Charming Police and put them under the jurisdiction of the county police. The new guy is a bit of a dick and he will not be bought off by Clay. Hale is trying to develop Charming into a place for rich, white people.
It appears that SAMCRO made a deal with the Russians while they were in jail. Apparently, Jax got shanked and they needed to stop the violence or else they would all end up dead. Now that they are out, the Russian's basically have the guns that SAMCRO is supposed to be getting from the IRA. Clay negotiates a deal with the Russians that should make everyone happy.
There is an assistant US attorney in Charming, who is trying to bring down all the gangs together. He has a man inside the Russian gang and he believes he can take down SAMCRO, the Russians, and the IRA all with the same law used by Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight. This new AUSA is a weird individual.
Everyone goes to Opie and Lyla's wedding and this was actually an excuse for some of the guys to leave for a booze run and actually visit the Russians and pick up the guns. SAMCRO kills the Russians and take the guns. Clay, Jax, and Opie go out in the woods to try out the new pistol that the Russian boss gave to Opie. Clay turns and shoots the two goons and Opie grabs the boss. Jax then sticks a knife in him. We see the guys dumping the bodies out in the future site of Hale's luxury homes.
Here are some of the other cool things happening:
-I loved when Clay rolled off of Gemma and he made the comment about that being too quick and Gemma says that he must gotten used to those quickies with Juice in a dark corner and Clay responds with something like "Do not turn what Juice and I had into something dirty and torrid!" That cracked me up.
-Awe, Jax proposes to Tara. Actually he just puts a ring on her finger and says that he loves her. He never really asks anything. He also informs her that his father was weak, and could not leave the club, but Jax is not weak. He will leave the club once he has enough bank that they can live comfortably since he has no real skills.
-This is Jax biggest mistake: he underestimates Gemma. I do not know how far she is willing to go to keep her family together.
-Jax and Opie should open their own porn studio. Get Lyla and her friends, boom! Instant money again.
-Judging from the previews for upcoming episodes, Clay will not go down without a fight and he will take the club into some very dangerous territory.
-Otto killing the Russian by stabbing him in the ear was pretty awesome/gruesome. Not the way I want to be killed while in prison.
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Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Monday, September 5, 2011
Fall Television
What shows do I plan on watching this fall? Well let us have a look.
Boardwalk Empire
Once True Blood ends, we actually get a good show on HBO on Sunday. I am excited to see how Nucky responds with the world completely against him as opposed to the beginning of last season when everything was going his way.
House
I showed the preview last week and honestly, I hope this season is good. I can pretty much tell you what will happen in the first episode: House will make enemies in jail (also he will make plenty of jokes), then he will diagnose some prisoner (or guard)'s mysterious illness and save their life. He will be out of jail in two episodes.
Supernatural
Last season ended with Castiel declaring himself as God. I guess this season they will have to stop him from taking over the universe or something. I wonder if it will end with the actual god returning and setting everything right...that would be lame.
Hung
I have no idea how I feel about this one. I will watch it. Who knows if it will be good though.
Sons of Anarchy
This is the show I am really looking forward to this season. Where did we leave off? Jax got his kid back, they faked out Agent Stahl and then murdered the bitch, and Jax accepts that Clay is the king and his father was foolish. Judging by the previews, this will not last very long.
The Walking Dead
I am pretty sure it will still be good, even after all the off-season troubles. As long as we see plenty of zombies and lots of death, I will be happy.
New Shows I Will Try
-Terra Nova
-American Horror Story
-Pan Am/Playboy Club
-Hell on Wheels
Old Shows That I Will Watch
-Always Sunny
-The League
-Archer (even if it is only 3 episodes)
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Boardwalk Empire
Once True Blood ends, we actually get a good show on HBO on Sunday. I am excited to see how Nucky responds with the world completely against him as opposed to the beginning of last season when everything was going his way.
House
I showed the preview last week and honestly, I hope this season is good. I can pretty much tell you what will happen in the first episode: House will make enemies in jail (also he will make plenty of jokes), then he will diagnose some prisoner (or guard)'s mysterious illness and save their life. He will be out of jail in two episodes.
Supernatural
Last season ended with Castiel declaring himself as God. I guess this season they will have to stop him from taking over the universe or something. I wonder if it will end with the actual god returning and setting everything right...that would be lame.
Hung
I have no idea how I feel about this one. I will watch it. Who knows if it will be good though.
Sons of Anarchy
This is the show I am really looking forward to this season. Where did we leave off? Jax got his kid back, they faked out Agent Stahl and then murdered the bitch, and Jax accepts that Clay is the king and his father was foolish. Judging by the previews, this will not last very long.
The Walking Dead
I am pretty sure it will still be good, even after all the off-season troubles. As long as we see plenty of zombies and lots of death, I will be happy.
New Shows I Will Try
-Terra Nova
-American Horror Story
-Pan Am/Playboy Club
-Hell on Wheels
Old Shows That I Will Watch
-Always Sunny
-The League
-Archer (even if it is only 3 episodes)
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Saturday, August 27, 2011
How to Fix True Blood
Obviously you know what this post is about. This season has been pretty terrible. What could they do to fix the show for next season? Here are my ideas:
-Obviously they are not going to kill Sookie. It would be great, but it will not happen. Instead though, they need to focus a good bit less on the love triangle and maybe never mention the whole faerie thing ever again.
-Too many useless characters. First, get rid of Tara. She is absolutely unnecessary. Her views go completely against Sookie's beliefs. Might as well kill her off this season. If you want someone who Sookie can talk to about her problems, use Jason. He is more interesting anyway, since he has positive and negative vampire experiences.
-Speaking of Jason, they need to keep his character more consistent. Keep him as a cop, I actually like that idea. I am glad they eliminated the whole were-panther story (I am sure it will pop back up though). In fact, I like the idea of his role being more involved with the vampire community as a cop, maybe covering up things for Bill (with help from Jessica).
-Jessica naked.
-The entire story needs to be vampire related. The interesting thing about the first season was the way we saw how society reacted to vampires. Those are also some of the good parts of this season. Focus more on that and less on idiotic villains. No witches, no demigods, no werewolves, no werebadgers, or anything else. They can exist in this world, but they are not the big story.
-Also, we need to know more about vampire politics. Who are the Authority? How and why did they divide the U.S. into a kingdom per state? How come some of the oldest vampires (Godric, and to a lesser extent Eric) are just sheriffs of small areas. Could they just kill the king or queen and take it over?
-Keep Sam's story just the way it is. Seriously one of the few good things about the show. Except, maybe have him work at the bar a little more often. Also, what happened to him being in love with Sookie? I realize he grew out of that, but he and her have no interaction whatsoever.
-Can someone explain to me why werewolves are more badass than shifters? During the fight against Tommy, he should have shifted into that alligator, or a T-Rex. Can they do that? That would be fuckin' awesome!
So these are just a few of my ideas, feel free to use them HBO!
-Obviously they are not going to kill Sookie. It would be great, but it will not happen. Instead though, they need to focus a good bit less on the love triangle and maybe never mention the whole faerie thing ever again.
-Too many useless characters. First, get rid of Tara. She is absolutely unnecessary. Her views go completely against Sookie's beliefs. Might as well kill her off this season. If you want someone who Sookie can talk to about her problems, use Jason. He is more interesting anyway, since he has positive and negative vampire experiences.
-Speaking of Jason, they need to keep his character more consistent. Keep him as a cop, I actually like that idea. I am glad they eliminated the whole were-panther story (I am sure it will pop back up though). In fact, I like the idea of his role being more involved with the vampire community as a cop, maybe covering up things for Bill (with help from Jessica).
-Jessica naked.
-The entire story needs to be vampire related. The interesting thing about the first season was the way we saw how society reacted to vampires. Those are also some of the good parts of this season. Focus more on that and less on idiotic villains. No witches, no demigods, no werewolves, no werebadgers, or anything else. They can exist in this world, but they are not the big story.
-Also, we need to know more about vampire politics. Who are the Authority? How and why did they divide the U.S. into a kingdom per state? How come some of the oldest vampires (Godric, and to a lesser extent Eric) are just sheriffs of small areas. Could they just kill the king or queen and take it over?
-Keep Sam's story just the way it is. Seriously one of the few good things about the show. Except, maybe have him work at the bar a little more often. Also, what happened to him being in love with Sookie? I realize he grew out of that, but he and her have no interaction whatsoever.
-Can someone explain to me why werewolves are more badass than shifters? During the fight against Tommy, he should have shifted into that alligator, or a T-Rex. Can they do that? That would be fuckin' awesome!
So these are just a few of my ideas, feel free to use them HBO!
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Thursday, August 25, 2011
New Season of House
The new season of House premiers on October 3rd, and it looks pretty good. Last season ended with House crashing into Cuddy's home. It also looks like House will be headed for prison, pretty sweet.
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Monday, August 22, 2011
Walt Jr and his Bitchy Mom
One of my favorite things about Breaking Bad is Walt Jr. and his horrible speech impediment. I know, this makes me a terrible person, but I seriously love imitating him and the best thing to say is "mom, you're being such a bitch." Or something like that. Here is a clip of him saying it to his mom.
On last night's episode they continued this great running joke with Skylar even acknowledging it. She makes a comment about taking back the car and she then says that she will still be the bitch. She is now the protector of the family from Walt.
It was a pretty sweet episode. Walt is seriously losing his grip. Also, he is losing his father-figure status with Jesse, which is now being replaced by Mike. Mike was actually impressed with how Jesse handled the meth-heads. And then Gus came along and completely crushed the bond between Jesse and Walt by saying the one thing Jesse needed to hear: I saw something in YOU. Walt believes that everything Gus does is about him (and he could be right, but he never thinks about Jesse). Honestly, how far can Jesse be from being able to cook the same recipe as Walt?
Will there come a point when Gus decides that he no longer needs Walt and could just use Jesse as the cook? At what point will Jesse just decide that he would be better off without Walt being a complete jerk to him all the time.
On last night's episode they continued this great running joke with Skylar even acknowledging it. She makes a comment about taking back the car and she then says that she will still be the bitch. She is now the protector of the family from Walt.
It was a pretty sweet episode. Walt is seriously losing his grip. Also, he is losing his father-figure status with Jesse, which is now being replaced by Mike. Mike was actually impressed with how Jesse handled the meth-heads. And then Gus came along and completely crushed the bond between Jesse and Walt by saying the one thing Jesse needed to hear: I saw something in YOU. Walt believes that everything Gus does is about him (and he could be right, but he never thinks about Jesse). Honestly, how far can Jesse be from being able to cook the same recipe as Walt?
Will there come a point when Gus decides that he no longer needs Walt and could just use Jesse as the cook? At what point will Jesse just decide that he would be better off without Walt being a complete jerk to him all the time.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Television Stuff
True Blood
To say this season has been stupid would be insulting to stupid things. The only positive to this stupid witch war against vampires was Sookie getting shot. Please just die already. Also, if they kill Bill (hehe), can Pam please kill Tara? That is all I ask. I could put up with a season of just Eric being awesome, Jason banging chicks, and Jessica just getting naked.
Eureka
Been a cool season so far, although I really wish they would have taken the Allison being mind-controlled story a little further. I am also hoping they show the team actually on Titan (I wonder if that story-line is being written because certain characters may have other projects coming up?).
I have loved the Zane/Lupo story and them falling back in love, same with Henry and his wife. Honestly though, Zane is probably my favorite character on the show (minus Jack). Anyone have a prediction who will be the team that goes to Titan? And what they will find there?
-Zane, Lupo, Fargo, Holly, Grace, and Henry. It would make sense to send couples, right? Probably not. Also, since they are using Fargo's FTL device, the trip should be fairly quick.
-They will find something that will help change the earth. Since next season will be the last, I could see them going that route.
Breaking Bad
HOLY SHIT! What an intense episode, again! I thought that Jesse was going to die at least 23 times. The first part of the ride out to the desert, I kept thinking that Mike was just messing with him. Especially when they kept going to different spots, I figured Mike was trying to get Jesse to drop his guard, then would kill him at the last spot.
Instead, he and Gus set it up so some guys attempt to rob Mike. Jesse sees them and takes the car and almost runs over one of them. He then swings back around to pick Mike up. Gus (and not Walter) knew that Jesse wanted to live, he just needed to feel like the hero. Maye if Walt would have spoken to Jesse about the murder, he could have mentored him. Walt is behaving like a fool.
Speaking of which, Walt made a huge mistake. While at dinner with Hank and Marie, Hank says that he wonders what a guy like Gale could have accomplished had he applied himself to something else. He believes that Gale must have been a genius. Walt, who is on his way to a nice drunk, starts belittling Gale, saying that he must have copied his work from a real genius, someone who must have been the real Heisenberg. Hank does not seem amused and is probably going to start asking more questions.
Plus, Hank seems to have been reinvigorated by the case and stopped looking at his minerals. Hell, he even talked to Marie in a civil manner.
And a preview of Boardwalk Empire
To say this season has been stupid would be insulting to stupid things. The only positive to this stupid witch war against vampires was Sookie getting shot. Please just die already. Also, if they kill Bill (hehe), can Pam please kill Tara? That is all I ask. I could put up with a season of just Eric being awesome, Jason banging chicks, and Jessica just getting naked.
Eureka
Been a cool season so far, although I really wish they would have taken the Allison being mind-controlled story a little further. I am also hoping they show the team actually on Titan (I wonder if that story-line is being written because certain characters may have other projects coming up?).I have loved the Zane/Lupo story and them falling back in love, same with Henry and his wife. Honestly though, Zane is probably my favorite character on the show (minus Jack). Anyone have a prediction who will be the team that goes to Titan? And what they will find there?
-Zane, Lupo, Fargo, Holly, Grace, and Henry. It would make sense to send couples, right? Probably not. Also, since they are using Fargo's FTL device, the trip should be fairly quick.
-They will find something that will help change the earth. Since next season will be the last, I could see them going that route.
Breaking Bad
HOLY SHIT! What an intense episode, again! I thought that Jesse was going to die at least 23 times. The first part of the ride out to the desert, I kept thinking that Mike was just messing with him. Especially when they kept going to different spots, I figured Mike was trying to get Jesse to drop his guard, then would kill him at the last spot.
Instead, he and Gus set it up so some guys attempt to rob Mike. Jesse sees them and takes the car and almost runs over one of them. He then swings back around to pick Mike up. Gus (and not Walter) knew that Jesse wanted to live, he just needed to feel like the hero. Maye if Walt would have spoken to Jesse about the murder, he could have mentored him. Walt is behaving like a fool.
Speaking of which, Walt made a huge mistake. While at dinner with Hank and Marie, Hank says that he wonders what a guy like Gale could have accomplished had he applied himself to something else. He believes that Gale must have been a genius. Walt, who is on his way to a nice drunk, starts belittling Gale, saying that he must have copied his work from a real genius, someone who must have been the real Heisenberg. Hank does not seem amused and is probably going to start asking more questions.
Plus, Hank seems to have been reinvigorated by the case and stopped looking at his minerals. Hell, he even talked to Marie in a civil manner.
And a preview of Boardwalk Empire
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Monday, August 8, 2011
Breaking Bad: Bullet Points
Sunday night's episode of Breaking Bad was pretty damn awesome. Allow me to run down some of the great things:
-Skylar and Walt going over the story about Walt's gambling was hilarious. Walt was being such a dick (rightly so) to her because she made him seem like such a degenerate. I loved when he apologizes and she starts to get excited until she realizes that it is part of the script that he is improving.
-Walt shows Hank up with the mineral (obviously not a rock) collection. Explaining the chemistry behind the pink.
-The greatest video ever:
-I wonder if the seed has been planted in Hank's head that maybe Walt is more than he seems. I think so, he seems to buy the gambling story, but at the same time, his instincts have to tell him that something is off.
-Jesse just shrugging off Mike was pretty great. He seriously has no care that his money was stolen. The worst part is the way Walt does not seem to notice how messed up killing Gale has made Jesse. He probably thinks this is all because Jesse is just a screw up.
-The ending was pretty fantastic. When Walt goes to Jesse's house and cannot find him, my heart sank. Especially when we see him with Mike, who asks Jesse if he is going to ask where they are going and Jesse says "nope." Jesse really does not care if he lives or dies.
-I honestly think Jesse could die this season. Imagine what that would do to Walt. He treats Jesse like a son (which is why I wish they would kill off Walt Jr.) and I think Jesse's death would be a wake-up call to Walt. This is not a business he is in. These people kill you when you make mistakes.
-That being said, I do not think he will die next week. I have no clue how he will get out of this mess, maybe he will have a nice conversation with Mike.
-The new identity that Saul mentioned will become an option to Walt (or maybe he will do this for Jesse).
-I wonder if Hank will work more with the APD. I hate seeing him all depressed and mopey. I honestly think Marie could be a character to die this season, something that will cause Hank to snap out of his funk and completely become engrossed in catching Heisenberg.
-Skylar and Walt going over the story about Walt's gambling was hilarious. Walt was being such a dick (rightly so) to her because she made him seem like such a degenerate. I loved when he apologizes and she starts to get excited until she realizes that it is part of the script that he is improving.
-Walt shows Hank up with the mineral (obviously not a rock) collection. Explaining the chemistry behind the pink.
-The greatest video ever:
-I wonder if the seed has been planted in Hank's head that maybe Walt is more than he seems. I think so, he seems to buy the gambling story, but at the same time, his instincts have to tell him that something is off.
-Jesse just shrugging off Mike was pretty great. He seriously has no care that his money was stolen. The worst part is the way Walt does not seem to notice how messed up killing Gale has made Jesse. He probably thinks this is all because Jesse is just a screw up.
-The ending was pretty fantastic. When Walt goes to Jesse's house and cannot find him, my heart sank. Especially when we see him with Mike, who asks Jesse if he is going to ask where they are going and Jesse says "nope." Jesse really does not care if he lives or dies.
-I honestly think Jesse could die this season. Imagine what that would do to Walt. He treats Jesse like a son (which is why I wish they would kill off Walt Jr.) and I think Jesse's death would be a wake-up call to Walt. This is not a business he is in. These people kill you when you make mistakes.
-That being said, I do not think he will die next week. I have no clue how he will get out of this mess, maybe he will have a nice conversation with Mike.
-The new identity that Saul mentioned will become an option to Walt (or maybe he will do this for Jesse).
-I wonder if Hank will work more with the APD. I hate seeing him all depressed and mopey. I honestly think Marie could be a character to die this season, something that will cause Hank to snap out of his funk and completely become engrossed in catching Heisenberg.
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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Weak Sunday Television
Sunday television was not all that good this week. Quick stuff about the three shows I watched.
The Glades
The show is going downhill with the whole Jim and Callie being awkward towards each other. This episode was about a killer at a Pentecostal church. They tried very hard to push one character on us and anyone with half a brain knew it was the other person. The only positive was Jim completely mocking their religious beliefs.
True Blood
All sorts of stupid shit in this one. The witches are everywhere, Lafayette is possessed by Jesus' uncle and Marnie is possessed by that chick the vampires killed. Tommy becomes a skinwalker and does the only cool thing he will ever do: turn into Sam, fire Sookie, and have sex with Luna. Tara and her girlfriend check out the town, then get attacked by Pam. I hope Pam kills them both. Terry and Arlene's house burns down, their kid can see some black chick. Whatever, I wish they would die. The werewolves are joining a new pack, yay! Lame.
At least Eric was entertaining. He bowed down to a super-dickish Bill and then Bill lies to whatshername and says that he needs the true death. Then frees him to go have sex with Sookie. The best part of the episode was Jason thinking he was going to turn into a werepanther. I loved when he and Jessica had their bonding moment. I cannot wait until they bang and Hoyt becomes angry.
Breaking Bad
I do not want to say this was a bad episode because it was not bad, it was just slow. I am hoping that Hank snaps out of being an uber-deusche and becomes completely immersed with working on the case (instead of focusing on minerals).
An entire episode about the buying of a car-wash was not the way to follow up last week's beat down of Walt. I actually felt bad for the car-wash guy. Just listen to Saul and buy a nail salon. I also enjoyed Jesse's cool party. That seems like my kind of crowd. And by my kind of crowd, I mean, that shit would freak me the fuck out if I walked into that party.
The Glades
The show is going downhill with the whole Jim and Callie being awkward towards each other. This episode was about a killer at a Pentecostal church. They tried very hard to push one character on us and anyone with half a brain knew it was the other person. The only positive was Jim completely mocking their religious beliefs.
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True Blood
All sorts of stupid shit in this one. The witches are everywhere, Lafayette is possessed by Jesus' uncle and Marnie is possessed by that chick the vampires killed. Tommy becomes a skinwalker and does the only cool thing he will ever do: turn into Sam, fire Sookie, and have sex with Luna. Tara and her girlfriend check out the town, then get attacked by Pam. I hope Pam kills them both. Terry and Arlene's house burns down, their kid can see some black chick. Whatever, I wish they would die. The werewolves are joining a new pack, yay! Lame.
At least Eric was entertaining. He bowed down to a super-dickish Bill and then Bill lies to whatshername and says that he needs the true death. Then frees him to go have sex with Sookie. The best part of the episode was Jason thinking he was going to turn into a werepanther. I loved when he and Jessica had their bonding moment. I cannot wait until they bang and Hoyt becomes angry.
Breaking Bad
I do not want to say this was a bad episode because it was not bad, it was just slow. I am hoping that Hank snaps out of being an uber-deusche and becomes completely immersed with working on the case (instead of focusing on minerals).
An entire episode about the buying of a car-wash was not the way to follow up last week's beat down of Walt. I actually felt bad for the car-wash guy. Just listen to Saul and buy a nail salon. I also enjoyed Jesse's cool party. That seems like my kind of crowd. And by my kind of crowd, I mean, that shit would freak me the fuck out if I walked into that party.
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Friday, July 29, 2011
Ancient Aliens Season Three
I just watched the new season of Ancient Aliens, which was about aliens and the old west and was brought to you by Cowboys and Aliens. There were plenty of clips from the movie, which if you did not know has a pretty entertaining history behind it.
Pretty much everything in the episode was stuff that had been discussed before on UFO Hunters. Especially the Aurora, Texas incident. Everything I have read about the incident seems to point to the idea that the whole thing was a hoax by the journalist living in the town.
They pointed to the ground-penetrating radar that seemed to show a missing grave, where the alien is supposedly buried. I am sure old graveyards around the country have graves that are missing markers. If people really believed it was an alien, how come no one has broken the law and went out at midnight to dig the damn thing up? The town should want to dig it up to prove their case. Instead they are content receiving the camera crews every few years and probably a couple of amateur alien hunters.
Then they go to the Utah petroglyphs and how they show that aliens landed there and the local people were Star People or something. Again, this was something I have heard before from these kind of shows. Here is the big one they like to show:
Clearly, those are helmets and that thing in the background is a garbage can. I am not an expert in Native American glyphs, so I have no clue what they mean. I can see where people would take what they have seen from movies and apply it to these pictures as well. This could just be some artists attempt to draw the gods. Or it could be some shitty artist hot girls.
Then they point to this picture and explain how it must be an alien spacecraft. It is quite clear if you examine it.
Wanna know what it looks like to me? The ghosts from Pac-Man. Remember that game? Well some of you probably do, but those of you under the age of 25 may be ignorant to Atari games.
There was also some weird stuff about Elizabeth Lake in California and how there was a monster in the lake that used to eat people. Also, cowboys used to chase down a metallic bird and could not kill it.
Pretty much every lake has some story about monsters (okay not all of them, but it seems like it) and maybe these cowboys just kept missing whatever they were shooting at, or maybe they were just completely full of crap. I am going with that option, seems more viable.
They also discussed the Serpent Mound and how it was built by aliens (or for the aliens) so they could find their way back. I had this argument with someone on twitter: if the aliens could travel billions of light-years across the universe, why would they need some kind of mound to give them directions? His answer: landmarks work best. Yeah, when I drove to North Carolina, it was easier to look for a big oak tree than a mile marker or say, use my GPS. Ridiculous. They can navigate the stars, yet once on a planet, they cannot find the places they have been before? Idiotic.
Also, there was something about this slabs of dolomite that could conduct electricity and the gods must have used these to power their ships or maybe give the ancient people lights. Or maybe their fuel source was lightning and this guides the lightning...I had no clue what they were rambling about. Reminded me of an issue of something you would read in the Flash.
Most of this stuff seems pretty crazy, but then you add in Joseph Smith. The founder of the Mormon Church. If you want your theory of ancient aliens to be taken seriously, I say keep referencing Joseph Smith. People obviously think the Mormons are sane...
Pretty much everything in the episode was stuff that had been discussed before on UFO Hunters. Especially the Aurora, Texas incident. Everything I have read about the incident seems to point to the idea that the whole thing was a hoax by the journalist living in the town.
They pointed to the ground-penetrating radar that seemed to show a missing grave, where the alien is supposedly buried. I am sure old graveyards around the country have graves that are missing markers. If people really believed it was an alien, how come no one has broken the law and went out at midnight to dig the damn thing up? The town should want to dig it up to prove their case. Instead they are content receiving the camera crews every few years and probably a couple of amateur alien hunters.
Then they go to the Utah petroglyphs and how they show that aliens landed there and the local people were Star People or something. Again, this was something I have heard before from these kind of shows. Here is the big one they like to show:Clearly, those are helmets and that thing in the background is a garbage can. I am not an expert in Native American glyphs, so I have no clue what they mean. I can see where people would take what they have seen from movies and apply it to these pictures as well. This could just be some artists attempt to draw the gods. Or it could be some shitty artist hot girls.
Then they point to this picture and explain how it must be an alien spacecraft. It is quite clear if you examine it.
Wanna know what it looks like to me? The ghosts from Pac-Man. Remember that game? Well some of you probably do, but those of you under the age of 25 may be ignorant to Atari games.
There was also some weird stuff about Elizabeth Lake in California and how there was a monster in the lake that used to eat people. Also, cowboys used to chase down a metallic bird and could not kill it.
Pretty much every lake has some story about monsters (okay not all of them, but it seems like it) and maybe these cowboys just kept missing whatever they were shooting at, or maybe they were just completely full of crap. I am going with that option, seems more viable.
They also discussed the Serpent Mound and how it was built by aliens (or for the aliens) so they could find their way back. I had this argument with someone on twitter: if the aliens could travel billions of light-years across the universe, why would they need some kind of mound to give them directions? His answer: landmarks work best. Yeah, when I drove to North Carolina, it was easier to look for a big oak tree than a mile marker or say, use my GPS. Ridiculous. They can navigate the stars, yet once on a planet, they cannot find the places they have been before? Idiotic.
Also, there was something about this slabs of dolomite that could conduct electricity and the gods must have used these to power their ships or maybe give the ancient people lights. Or maybe their fuel source was lightning and this guides the lightning...I had no clue what they were rambling about. Reminded me of an issue of something you would read in the Flash.
Most of this stuff seems pretty crazy, but then you add in Joseph Smith. The founder of the Mormon Church. If you want your theory of ancient aliens to be taken seriously, I say keep referencing Joseph Smith. People obviously think the Mormons are sane...
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Breaking Bad Premier
The fourth season of Breaking Bad kicked off with a bang...haha, see what I did there? The season began where last season left off, with Jesse shooting Gail. The episode actually started with Gail setting up the lab and then convincing Gus that whoever makes the blue meth, makes a perfect formula and it is beyond Gail. He was the reason Gus changed his mind about Walt. That is tragic.
Most of the episode sees Walt and Jesse in the lab awaiting their punishment. Gus shows up as Victor proves that he can replicate Walt's recipe. Walt then pleads for his case and to be allowed getting back to work. He then challenges Victor with a bunch of variables that could change the recipe.
At no point does Gus speak to anyone, he just takes his shirt off and puts one of the red chem-suits on and then goes around to each of them with a boxcutter and menaces them. He then stands beside Victor and cuts his throat. It was pretty much a moment that made everyone scream "HOLY SHIT!" Well, except for me, I even said to Lindsey that it was going to happen. Victor made the mistake of being seen by the neighbors at Gail's apartment. Although, some people will probably think it was because he could not answer Walt's question.
After Gus kills Victor, he goes back to the clothes rack, washes himself off, and puts his suit back on. He then walks out of the lab, but then tells them to get back to work. Walt and Jesse struggle to put Victor's body into a plastic barrel, and we then see them grabbing some hydrofluoric acid, which we all knows what that means. Mike asks if the stuff will work, but Jesse finally speaks by saying "trust us."
It is hard to explain how suspenseful the entire episode was. I half-expected Gus to cut off Walt or Jesse's finger. I knew they would not be killed, but you never can be too sure about bodily harm. Also, you know it is a great show when there is a cripple pooping scene and it barely gets a mention...
Most of the episode sees Walt and Jesse in the lab awaiting their punishment. Gus shows up as Victor proves that he can replicate Walt's recipe. Walt then pleads for his case and to be allowed getting back to work. He then challenges Victor with a bunch of variables that could change the recipe.
At no point does Gus speak to anyone, he just takes his shirt off and puts one of the red chem-suits on and then goes around to each of them with a boxcutter and menaces them. He then stands beside Victor and cuts his throat. It was pretty much a moment that made everyone scream "HOLY SHIT!" Well, except for me, I even said to Lindsey that it was going to happen. Victor made the mistake of being seen by the neighbors at Gail's apartment. Although, some people will probably think it was because he could not answer Walt's question.
After Gus kills Victor, he goes back to the clothes rack, washes himself off, and puts his suit back on. He then walks out of the lab, but then tells them to get back to work. Walt and Jesse struggle to put Victor's body into a plastic barrel, and we then see them grabbing some hydrofluoric acid, which we all knows what that means. Mike asks if the stuff will work, but Jesse finally speaks by saying "trust us."
It is hard to explain how suspenseful the entire episode was. I half-expected Gus to cut off Walt or Jesse's finger. I knew they would not be killed, but you never can be too sure about bodily harm. Also, you know it is a great show when there is a cripple pooping scene and it barely gets a mention...
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
All Sorts of Television Stuff
Where should I start? Well just sit through the first one and then some of the better ones will come. How does that work for you?
True Blood
Witches, werepanthers, Bill's the King, blah blah blah. Seriously, if this episode would have cut all that crap out and just focused on Eric not having a memory, it would have been a great 23 minutes. Eric was cracking me up with the entire change in personality.
Also, when Tara pulled the gun on Pam, I really wanted Pam to use her super-speed and just take the gun from Tara and maybe rip her in half. That would have been cool. I really wish someone would kill Tara. That would make my day.
The Glades
I enjoy this show most of the time, for a simple police procedural, it is pretty good. The main character is pretty funny. Unfortunately, this weeks episode was a little weak. They used the partner is the killer trick during the pilot and it worked well. This time though, I saw it coming a mile away and it was pretty lame. Do better next week, or else!
Suits
I am digging this show. It is not really the typical lawyer show. It focuses mainly on corporate law, instead of criminal law like every other show. Also, there are almost no court scenes, instead it is all about the research, which from what I have heard from a lawyer friend, is basically what most law ends up being. Plus Meghan Markle is pretty hot.
Eureka
I cannot believe how much I missed this show. And luckily, the season premier was pretty good. Zane and Fargo accidentally launch a rocket into space with themselves stuck inside. The best part about it though was Fargo ended up being the one to be cool and get them out of the mess. Usually he gets himself into jams, but everyone else has to get him out. It was nice to see him as the hero.
And it is about time that Jo and Zane got back together. Not that I root for things like that because I am so uber-manly. Speaking of manly, I loved when Andy was on the back of Carter's horse and yelled "I'm on a horse." Great reference to the commercial, without being ridiculous.
Warehouse 13
Alright, I am glad they did not have Myka out for too long. She is just too hot and she is a great foil for Pete. Although, I did enjoy the new guy, I think his name is Steve. I hope he sticks around, that way we can see more mult-case episodes with one of them going out with Claudia.
True Blood
Witches, werepanthers, Bill's the King, blah blah blah. Seriously, if this episode would have cut all that crap out and just focused on Eric not having a memory, it would have been a great 23 minutes. Eric was cracking me up with the entire change in personality.
Also, when Tara pulled the gun on Pam, I really wanted Pam to use her super-speed and just take the gun from Tara and maybe rip her in half. That would have been cool. I really wish someone would kill Tara. That would make my day.
The Glades
I enjoy this show most of the time, for a simple police procedural, it is pretty good. The main character is pretty funny. Unfortunately, this weeks episode was a little weak. They used the partner is the killer trick during the pilot and it worked well. This time though, I saw it coming a mile away and it was pretty lame. Do better next week, or else!
Suits
I am digging this show. It is not really the typical lawyer show. It focuses mainly on corporate law, instead of criminal law like every other show. Also, there are almost no court scenes, instead it is all about the research, which from what I have heard from a lawyer friend, is basically what most law ends up being. Plus Meghan Markle is pretty hot.
Eureka
I cannot believe how much I missed this show. And luckily, the season premier was pretty good. Zane and Fargo accidentally launch a rocket into space with themselves stuck inside. The best part about it though was Fargo ended up being the one to be cool and get them out of the mess. Usually he gets himself into jams, but everyone else has to get him out. It was nice to see him as the hero.
And it is about time that Jo and Zane got back together. Not that I root for things like that because I am so uber-manly. Speaking of manly, I loved when Andy was on the back of Carter's horse and yelled "I'm on a horse." Great reference to the commercial, without being ridiculous.
Warehouse 13
Alright, I am glad they did not have Myka out for too long. She is just too hot and she is a great foil for Pete. Although, I did enjoy the new guy, I think his name is Steve. I hope he sticks around, that way we can see more mult-case episodes with one of them going out with Claudia.
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Saturday, July 9, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
True Blood Episode 402
There is really nothing to say about this episode, other than it pretty much sucked balls. As I said last week, this season seems to have nothing going for it. The only storyline worth anything was Jason, but that one became a letdown right away.
-Bill is the king because the AVL basically gave him the title after he gave them Queen Sophie. Apparently he was working with the AVL since the days of British punk rock and Margaret Thatcher.
-The witch-gang wants to raise a human from the dead, but Eric comes to stop them. They band together to fight him and he somehow loses his memory. And his shirt.
-Tara is reminded why she is lame. She tries to visit Sookie, but gets blown off after a few minutes. Then goes with her cousin to see some witch action and almost gets eaten by Eric. Probably not the best way to impress Sookie...
-Luna, Sam's new girlfriend, once changed into a human. I wonder if all shifters can do that, or did her stupid story have some weight to it.
-Hoyt and Jessica are like a lame, old married couple. She goes and gets dirty with that weird dude from Fangtasia. Still not at all interesting. And if she is going to the club, she needs to wear less clothing.
-Jason is being held by Crystal and Felton. She is high and he wants Jason to impregnate her. He is impotent. However, they must first make him a werepanther. Yep, this will be dumb.
-Bill is the king because the AVL basically gave him the title after he gave them Queen Sophie. Apparently he was working with the AVL since the days of British punk rock and Margaret Thatcher.
-The witch-gang wants to raise a human from the dead, but Eric comes to stop them. They band together to fight him and he somehow loses his memory. And his shirt.
-Tara is reminded why she is lame. She tries to visit Sookie, but gets blown off after a few minutes. Then goes with her cousin to see some witch action and almost gets eaten by Eric. Probably not the best way to impress Sookie...
-Luna, Sam's new girlfriend, once changed into a human. I wonder if all shifters can do that, or did her stupid story have some weight to it.
-Hoyt and Jessica are like a lame, old married couple. She goes and gets dirty with that weird dude from Fangtasia. Still not at all interesting. And if she is going to the club, she needs to wear less clothing.
-Jason is being held by Crystal and Felton. She is high and he wants Jason to impregnate her. He is impotent. However, they must first make him a werepanther. Yep, this will be dumb.
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Friday, July 1, 2011
International GOTW
This week's GOTW is Nazanin Boniadi, who I noticed in the show Suits. She has been in a few other things, but whatever, that is not important. She is of Iranian descent, which makes a first for this site. Woo-hoo to being diverse.
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Monday, June 27, 2011
The Return of True Blood
Tonight was the premiere of True Blood, but before I get into that, I want to point out how I am an idiot. Last week I wrote about the season finale of Treme. Well it was not really the finale...I am shocked that no one pointed that out to me (probably because only two people I know watch it). Anyways...
The new season of True Blood started out with Sookie in the land of fairy. Turns out her grandfather was there for the last twenty years. Also, the fairies are not good guys. They are harvesting humans and all that pretty stuff was just an illusion. Everyone should know that if they ever read Sandman. Yeah, the story was pretty lame, as were the special effects.
Sookie then comes back to our world, her grandpa dies and she heads home only to find workers there remodeling. Turns out she has been gone for more than a year and everyone thought she was dead. Jason sold her home. Oops. Here are the things that have happened:
-Jason is a cop now and he seems to be good at it. Andy is a V addict. Jason ends up being locked in a deep freezer by someone in that meth town. Turns out Crystal left.
-Sam has anger problems. His brother is a Jesus freak and lives with Hoyt's mom. Sam gets drunk with some shape-shifters now and probably has orgies. Weird.
-Bill is now the King of Louisianna. Are they ever going to explain how that shit works? If he is the king, why doesn't Eric just kill him and take over? Does being the king give you super powers?
-Eric is the one who bought Sookie's house and he gives it back to her and then says he owns her. It was pretty obvious that he was the one who bought it, but I have no clue where this thing is going.
-The fight between Jessica and Hoyt was so lame. Probably the worst acting I have seen on this show and that is saying something. At least Pam was funny when they were at Fangtasia.
-So, Tara is a lesbian named Toni now? She and her girlfriend are cage-fighters? This was probably the first time there was a girl-on-girl scene on TV that I had absolutely no interest in.
-Lafayette and Jesus...um whatever, this storyline already sucks a major cock.
-Am I forgetting anything? Probably not, the show was pretty dumb. I will keep watching though. At least there will be plenty of boobs.
The new season of True Blood started out with Sookie in the land of fairy. Turns out her grandfather was there for the last twenty years. Also, the fairies are not good guys. They are harvesting humans and all that pretty stuff was just an illusion. Everyone should know that if they ever read Sandman. Yeah, the story was pretty lame, as were the special effects.
Sookie then comes back to our world, her grandpa dies and she heads home only to find workers there remodeling. Turns out she has been gone for more than a year and everyone thought she was dead. Jason sold her home. Oops. Here are the things that have happened:
-Jason is a cop now and he seems to be good at it. Andy is a V addict. Jason ends up being locked in a deep freezer by someone in that meth town. Turns out Crystal left.
-Sam has anger problems. His brother is a Jesus freak and lives with Hoyt's mom. Sam gets drunk with some shape-shifters now and probably has orgies. Weird.
-Bill is now the King of Louisianna. Are they ever going to explain how that shit works? If he is the king, why doesn't Eric just kill him and take over? Does being the king give you super powers?
-Eric is the one who bought Sookie's house and he gives it back to her and then says he owns her. It was pretty obvious that he was the one who bought it, but I have no clue where this thing is going.
-The fight between Jessica and Hoyt was so lame. Probably the worst acting I have seen on this show and that is saying something. At least Pam was funny when they were at Fangtasia.
-So, Tara is a lesbian named Toni now? She and her girlfriend are cage-fighters? This was probably the first time there was a girl-on-girl scene on TV that I had absolutely no interest in.
-Lafayette and Jesus...um whatever, this storyline already sucks a major cock.
-Am I forgetting anything? Probably not, the show was pretty dumb. I will keep watching though. At least there will be plenty of boobs.
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Monday, June 20, 2011
Season Finales
Last night was the season finale for a few of the better shows on television. Two were great, one was not so great. I will start with the one that was not so great. There are spoilers throughout.
The Killing
The first season of the show was pretty good, there were a few things that bothered me, especially how convenient the character twists would happen. Oh, all the evidence points to Bennett, oh wait, no it does not. Aside from that, the buildup and story were very good.
The last five minutes of the episode ruined the season. Linden and Holder realize that Richmond is the killer. They put together the pieces and finally obtain the last piece of evidence: a photo from a toll booth showing Richmond in the car at the hour when he was supposed to be with Gwen (she then admits to Linden that Richmond left that night and came back soaking wet).
The show ends with Linden on a plane with her son and she gets a call from the toll booth company saying that their cameras have been down all summer. We then see Holder get into a car and say that everyone bought the photo.
Belko approaches Richmond as they are taking him away and pulls a gun to kill him. The show could have easily ended with Richmond being the killer, but no, they had to throw a wrench into it. Now we see that Holder may be a bad guy, Linden knows something is wrong, so she will want to go back. Now there is reasonable doubt about whether Richmond killed Rosie and there will be a whole second season of this crap? Ugh.
Treme
Another very sad ending to this show. All sorts of stuff happened in the episode, but I want to focus on the last five minutes. Harley and Annie (Harley is played by the cool Steve Earle) are walking to Davis' gig (Harley being a gentleman turns down his Irish friend's offer of a pint to instead escort Annie across town).
Two guys come up to them and rob them of their instruments and Harley makes the comment that "you are making a big mistake son." They one guy gets pissed and says he is not Harley's son and shoots him in the face.
It is a horrible moment because Harley has been Annie's mentor all season. He is the one who informed her that her first song was actually a Bob Dylan song, he forces her to play her original song out in public.
His death also shows the major theme of this season: random violence of the city and how it is affecting New Orleans. This season characters dealt with rape, multiple shootings, drugs, and corruption. We learn that the police are just as bad as the criminals in some cases. These things are such normal occurrences that when one of Baptiste's friends dies in a shooting, he does not even get emotional, just a little upset.
Game of Thrones
BABY DRAGONS! So, cute. I definitely want a baby dragon for a pet. Sorry for that moment of girlishness. Aside from the ending scene where we see the dragons, what else happened:
-KING OF THE NORTH! The Greatjon declares Robb as his king and the rest of the northmen agree. Oh, Theon bows as well. He is a dickbag though.
-Jon's friends chase him down and force him to come back by repeating their oath. Lord Mormont informs Jon that they are going outside the wall. He wants to face these problems head on instead of waiting meekly behind the Wall.
-Arya becomes a boy and meets up with Robert's bastard son. She also glimpses the man that will help set her course towards a new land.
-Tyrion is to go to King's Landing and bring Joffrey and Cersei under control. Which will be tough, since we are starting to see that Joffrey is a monster. He forces a singer to repeat a dirty song he made. He then has the man's tongue cut out. Oh and then he forces Sansa to look at the heads on spikes, one is her father and another her Septa. She makes a comment that he does not like after he says that he will give her a gift of Robb's head, she says: "maybe he will give me yours." Joffrey has Ser Meryn Trant slap her. She then thinks about pushing Joffrey, but the Hound steps in and gives her a towel to wipe the blood. This is the beginning of him being nice to her.
-Bran has Osha take him into his family crypt because of a dream. There they are scared by Shaggy Dog and Rickon, who is down there because he too had a dream of their father in the crypt.
-The preview for the second season was pretty cool as we see the dangerous green wildfire that Tyrion will use to defend King's Landing.
-Who will play Stannis? I love that Renly looks like a soft version of Robert. Also, who will play the Onion Knight? Will the second season start with a red comet streaking through the sky? I thought this season would end with the dragons being born and us being able to see the comet start. I guess I was wrong.
Seriously, season two cannot get here fast enough.
The Killing
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The last five minutes of the episode ruined the season. Linden and Holder realize that Richmond is the killer. They put together the pieces and finally obtain the last piece of evidence: a photo from a toll booth showing Richmond in the car at the hour when he was supposed to be with Gwen (she then admits to Linden that Richmond left that night and came back soaking wet).
The show ends with Linden on a plane with her son and she gets a call from the toll booth company saying that their cameras have been down all summer. We then see Holder get into a car and say that everyone bought the photo.
Belko approaches Richmond as they are taking him away and pulls a gun to kill him. The show could have easily ended with Richmond being the killer, but no, they had to throw a wrench into it. Now we see that Holder may be a bad guy, Linden knows something is wrong, so she will want to go back. Now there is reasonable doubt about whether Richmond killed Rosie and there will be a whole second season of this crap? Ugh.
Treme
Another very sad ending to this show. All sorts of stuff happened in the episode, but I want to focus on the last five minutes. Harley and Annie (Harley is played by the cool Steve Earle) are walking to Davis' gig (Harley being a gentleman turns down his Irish friend's offer of a pint to instead escort Annie across town).
Two guys come up to them and rob them of their instruments and Harley makes the comment that "you are making a big mistake son." They one guy gets pissed and says he is not Harley's son and shoots him in the face.
It is a horrible moment because Harley has been Annie's mentor all season. He is the one who informed her that her first song was actually a Bob Dylan song, he forces her to play her original song out in public.
His death also shows the major theme of this season: random violence of the city and how it is affecting New Orleans. This season characters dealt with rape, multiple shootings, drugs, and corruption. We learn that the police are just as bad as the criminals in some cases. These things are such normal occurrences that when one of Baptiste's friends dies in a shooting, he does not even get emotional, just a little upset.
Game of Thrones
BABY DRAGONS! So, cute. I definitely want a baby dragon for a pet. Sorry for that moment of girlishness. Aside from the ending scene where we see the dragons, what else happened:
-KING OF THE NORTH! The Greatjon declares Robb as his king and the rest of the northmen agree. Oh, Theon bows as well. He is a dickbag though.
-Jon's friends chase him down and force him to come back by repeating their oath. Lord Mormont informs Jon that they are going outside the wall. He wants to face these problems head on instead of waiting meekly behind the Wall.
-Arya becomes a boy and meets up with Robert's bastard son. She also glimpses the man that will help set her course towards a new land.
-Tyrion is to go to King's Landing and bring Joffrey and Cersei under control. Which will be tough, since we are starting to see that Joffrey is a monster. He forces a singer to repeat a dirty song he made. He then has the man's tongue cut out. Oh and then he forces Sansa to look at the heads on spikes, one is her father and another her Septa. She makes a comment that he does not like after he says that he will give her a gift of Robb's head, she says: "maybe he will give me yours." Joffrey has Ser Meryn Trant slap her. She then thinks about pushing Joffrey, but the Hound steps in and gives her a towel to wipe the blood. This is the beginning of him being nice to her.
-Bran has Osha take him into his family crypt because of a dream. There they are scared by Shaggy Dog and Rickon, who is down there because he too had a dream of their father in the crypt.
-The preview for the second season was pretty cool as we see the dangerous green wildfire that Tyrion will use to defend King's Landing.
-Who will play Stannis? I love that Renly looks like a soft version of Robert. Also, who will play the Onion Knight? Will the second season start with a red comet streaking through the sky? I thought this season would end with the dragons being born and us being able to see the comet start. I guess I was wrong.
Seriously, season two cannot get here fast enough.
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Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Baelor (Spoilers for the Episode)
The thing I worried about most with Game of Thrones was the changes they might possibly make from the book. When I heard they signed Sean Bean to play Eddard Stark, this compounded my fear. I mean, there was no way they would kill off their big star during the first season of a show, right?
Well I was wrong. So far they have been very faithful and they decided to prove that by having Joffrey announce that Ned should die for being a traitor. As the sword cut his head off, I felt my heart jump because I realized this was the beginning of some very bad things for the Starks.
Another great moment was the capturing of Jaime Lannister and his challenge to Robb that they should end the war now and fight a duel. I loved that Rob admits Jaime would beat him, so no, they will not do that. I also enjoyed how Robb realized the horrors and stupidity of war after sacrificing 2000 of his own men.
As usual, Tyrion stole the show. He tells the story of his first wife and how his father allowed his guards to have sex with her after he informed Tyrion that she was a whore. Bronn then says he would have killed the man who did that to him. Hmmm, foreshadowing. Then he leads his new tribe into battle, well he starts, but he gets knocked out and then trampled. He wakes up to find out that the attack was a ruse.
Well I was wrong. So far they have been very faithful and they decided to prove that by having Joffrey announce that Ned should die for being a traitor. As the sword cut his head off, I felt my heart jump because I realized this was the beginning of some very bad things for the Starks.
Another great moment was the capturing of Jaime Lannister and his challenge to Robb that they should end the war now and fight a duel. I loved that Rob admits Jaime would beat him, so no, they will not do that. I also enjoyed how Robb realized the horrors and stupidity of war after sacrificing 2000 of his own men.
As usual, Tyrion stole the show. He tells the story of his first wife and how his father allowed his guards to have sex with her after he informed Tyrion that she was a whore. Bronn then says he would have killed the man who did that to him. Hmmm, foreshadowing. Then he leads his new tribe into battle, well he starts, but he gets knocked out and then trampled. He wakes up to find out that the attack was a ruse.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Game of Thrones Awesomeness
The last three episodes have been pretty damn good. Let me see what highlights I can give:
-Viserys finally got his crown. It was awesome in the book, but it was better looking on the screen. Khal Drogo pours the molten gold over Viserys head, which kills him almost instantly. The best part was Daenerys reaction: that he was not a true dragon, since fire cannot harm a dragon.
-Ned realizes that Joffrey is not Robert's child. All from something Sansa says. She is a pretty unlikeable character, but the path her life goes makes you feel so bad for her. So for those watching, do not fret, things do not go well for her.
-The moment that Ned confronts Cersei about her children, is the moment that my heart started racing. By the end of that episode, I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I knew what was going to happen, yet I just could not bear it. I mean, the way Littlefinger betrays Ned and Joffrey becomes the new king. Such a great few moments.
-Khal Drogo's anger over the attempted assassination of Daenerys was just awesome. Him screaming what he will do to the Seven Kingdoms was sweet. He was pretty damn scary.
-When Cersei tears up the letter from Robert, in front of Barristan Selmy, it was gut wrenching. That was the moment you know that things are going to suck for Ned.
-Speaking of Barristan, how great was the scene of him being relieved of his duty? I loved how angry he was and how you could see the other members of the Kingsguard almost shit themselves when he draws his sword.
-I completely forgot about Shagga and his great threat "I will cut off the halfman's manhood and feed it to a goat." I love that guy.
-Robb Stark leading his men into battle and watching the Greatjon lose some fingers to the direwolf. I loved his strategy of allowing the Lannister scout to return to Tywin (Charles Dance is amazing as the Lannister lord) and tell him that "winter is coming." If I remember correctly, Robb then goes to Riverrun to attack Jaime, completely fooling Tywin. Bold move.
-The best part of the episode comes when Syrio protects Arya with a wooden sword against the Lannister men coming to capture her. He beats down those soldiers pretty easily and we never see the outcome of him versus Ser Meryn Trant. I am guessing Trant one, it sounds that way, yet I always got the suspicion that we would meet Syrio later at some point. I could be wrong though. Also, I loved how Arya kept saying "not today", from Syrio's speech about there is only one god, and that god is death, and you only say one thing to death: not today.
-Littlefinger's lesson of sex to his two whores was about as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn. Not that I am complaining. Was there some anal involved there?
-Viserys finally got his crown. It was awesome in the book, but it was better looking on the screen. Khal Drogo pours the molten gold over Viserys head, which kills him almost instantly. The best part was Daenerys reaction: that he was not a true dragon, since fire cannot harm a dragon.
-Ned realizes that Joffrey is not Robert's child. All from something Sansa says. She is a pretty unlikeable character, but the path her life goes makes you feel so bad for her. So for those watching, do not fret, things do not go well for her.
-The moment that Ned confronts Cersei about her children, is the moment that my heart started racing. By the end of that episode, I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I knew what was going to happen, yet I just could not bear it. I mean, the way Littlefinger betrays Ned and Joffrey becomes the new king. Such a great few moments.
-Khal Drogo's anger over the attempted assassination of Daenerys was just awesome. Him screaming what he will do to the Seven Kingdoms was sweet. He was pretty damn scary.
-When Cersei tears up the letter from Robert, in front of Barristan Selmy, it was gut wrenching. That was the moment you know that things are going to suck for Ned.
-Speaking of Barristan, how great was the scene of him being relieved of his duty? I loved how angry he was and how you could see the other members of the Kingsguard almost shit themselves when he draws his sword.
-I completely forgot about Shagga and his great threat "I will cut off the halfman's manhood and feed it to a goat." I love that guy.
-Robb Stark leading his men into battle and watching the Greatjon lose some fingers to the direwolf. I loved his strategy of allowing the Lannister scout to return to Tywin (Charles Dance is amazing as the Lannister lord) and tell him that "winter is coming." If I remember correctly, Robb then goes to Riverrun to attack Jaime, completely fooling Tywin. Bold move.
-The best part of the episode comes when Syrio protects Arya with a wooden sword against the Lannister men coming to capture her. He beats down those soldiers pretty easily and we never see the outcome of him versus Ser Meryn Trant. I am guessing Trant one, it sounds that way, yet I always got the suspicion that we would meet Syrio later at some point. I could be wrong though. Also, I loved how Arya kept saying "not today", from Syrio's speech about there is only one god, and that god is death, and you only say one thing to death: not today.
-Littlefinger's lesson of sex to his two whores was about as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn. Not that I am complaining. Was there some anal involved there?
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The Week That Was In Television
Justified
This was the season finale and allow me to say that it did not disappoint. Raylan finds out that he is going to be a father, but then he finds out that Loretta left the foster home and he thinks she is going after Mags Bennett. Raylan goes after her, much to the protests of Winona.
Unfortunately, Raylan walks into a trap and gets knocked out by Dickie. Dickie hangs him upside down from a tree and starts hitting him with a baseball bat. Fortunately, Boyd is also looking for Dickie since he shot Ava (oh, did I fail to mention that? Boyd meets with Mags, but she was planning on killing some of his men while they were meeting, Boyd was a step ahead of her, although Ava took a bullet from Dickie).
Boyd cuts Raylan down and is about to shoot Dickie, who does his typical cry like a girl and beg for mercy. He asks Raylan if he is going to let Boyd shoot him, and Raylan says something about he may not be able to kill Dickie, but he will not lose any sleep over Boyd killing him. Then Dickie says that he can take Raylan to Loretta. Raylan convinces Boyd to let Dickie go and there is a moment where it seems that Raylan will have to shoot Boyd.
Dickie and Raylan head to the Bennett house, where Loretta is inside holding Mags at gunpoint. Loretta shoots Mags in the leg and this causes the Bennett forces to start shooting. Raylan takes a bullet to the side and while he is lying on the ground Doyle stands over him and is about to shoot him when a bullet hits Doyle in the head. The U.S. Marshall service shows up just in the nick of time (yeah, it was a pretty convenient save, but it worked). They were involved because Winona begged Art to help Raylan.
Raylan goes inside and convinces Loretta to give him the gun, but not before Mags admits to killing her father. Raylan and Mags sit down and she offers him a glass of moonshine. I am pretty sure that everyone watching screamed at Raylan not to drink from the glass! They have a toast and she says that this feud will end the way it should have and all of a sudden she tenses up and says that the poison was in the glass (a throw-back to the way Loretta's dad died).
I honestly thought that Raylan would have called the Dixie Mafia (his buddy Wyn Duffy) and they would have showed up (instead of the Marshalls). I am sure they would be interested in taking over the Bennett's territory before Boyd could take it over. I would guess that season three will see the Dixie boys becoming a major player. I also figure that Raylan will stay in Lexington and not head to the shooting range.
Game of Thrones
"Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things", that was the name of the episode. It was a line that Tyrion says to Robb at Winterfell when asked why he brought Bran a design for a saddle that Bran could ride. Tyrion responds that he has a soft spot for cripples, bastards, and broken things. I loved Tyrion in the books, but Peter Kinklage is so great that he makes the character even better.
It was also great to see Bran smile, poor kid has been so depressed. He also had a very strange dream, about a three-eyed crow. I like that the show is making it more ominous than how the book just jumped in with the crow talking.
Ned's investigation is starting to get somewhere, he found the book that Jon Arryn was reading and he found the boy that Jon was visiting. Turns out the boy is the bastard son of Robert. I wish they would have either had a flashback or did the sound over of a battle so Ned's reaction to seeing the boy would be a little more effective.
I also loved the exchange between Jaime and Jory about how they had met during the rebellion of the Greyjoys and also Jaime being upset about the king having an orgy while he stands outside. I love how after their bonding moment, Jaime gets annoyed when Jory asks if he could leave a message with Jaime to give to the king.
Up on the Wall, we finally meet Samwell Tarly. He is a fat kid who is also a coward. In the books, I always figured he would become a good fighter or something. That is not the case and I highly doubt things will be different from this coward. I loved the line when they are by the fire and he says that he will not get any better having to fight and Jon responds that he cannot get any worse. Best part was of Jon and his friends holding down the bully and letting Ghost jump on his chest and growl at him.
Across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys finally realizes her brother is a loser. She asks Jorah if Viserys could conquer Westeros and she says that he would not be a very good king. Viserys takes a bath with Daenerys slave girl and he tells her about dragons, they are having a good time, but then she says something about it being sad they are all gone and Viserys gets angry. He says that it is her job to please him, not make him sad.
Daenerys finally has enough when she invites Viserys to dinner and he snaps because he does not take orders from her. He hits her and she fights back, hitting him with a belt, cutting his face. She tells him if he ever touches her again, she will have his hands cut off. Very badass.
During the jousting tournament, Ser Hugh (who may have important information for Ned, since he was Jon's squire) is killed by Ser Gregor Clegane (The Mountain Who Rides). He is the Hounds brother and we learn that he was the reason that the Hound has a burnt face. The Mountain is such a scary character, and I only hope that they make him big enough. Also, I wonder if they will do the joust match between him and Ser Loras and the final results? That might be too graphic, even for HBO.
The best part of the episode came at the end though, Lady Stark is at an inn when Tyrion shows up. He recognizes her and she then stands up and starts calling out different men at the bar, asking if they are still loyal to her father. You can see the fear in Tyrion's eyes as he realizes that something very bad is about to happen. She then demands they arrest him in the name of the king.
Things are about to get crazy.
This was the season finale and allow me to say that it did not disappoint. Raylan finds out that he is going to be a father, but then he finds out that Loretta left the foster home and he thinks she is going after Mags Bennett. Raylan goes after her, much to the protests of Winona.
Unfortunately, Raylan walks into a trap and gets knocked out by Dickie. Dickie hangs him upside down from a tree and starts hitting him with a baseball bat. Fortunately, Boyd is also looking for Dickie since he shot Ava (oh, did I fail to mention that? Boyd meets with Mags, but she was planning on killing some of his men while they were meeting, Boyd was a step ahead of her, although Ava took a bullet from Dickie).
Boyd cuts Raylan down and is about to shoot Dickie, who does his typical cry like a girl and beg for mercy. He asks Raylan if he is going to let Boyd shoot him, and Raylan says something about he may not be able to kill Dickie, but he will not lose any sleep over Boyd killing him. Then Dickie says that he can take Raylan to Loretta. Raylan convinces Boyd to let Dickie go and there is a moment where it seems that Raylan will have to shoot Boyd.
Dickie and Raylan head to the Bennett house, where Loretta is inside holding Mags at gunpoint. Loretta shoots Mags in the leg and this causes the Bennett forces to start shooting. Raylan takes a bullet to the side and while he is lying on the ground Doyle stands over him and is about to shoot him when a bullet hits Doyle in the head. The U.S. Marshall service shows up just in the nick of time (yeah, it was a pretty convenient save, but it worked). They were involved because Winona begged Art to help Raylan.
Raylan goes inside and convinces Loretta to give him the gun, but not before Mags admits to killing her father. Raylan and Mags sit down and she offers him a glass of moonshine. I am pretty sure that everyone watching screamed at Raylan not to drink from the glass! They have a toast and she says that this feud will end the way it should have and all of a sudden she tenses up and says that the poison was in the glass (a throw-back to the way Loretta's dad died).
I honestly thought that Raylan would have called the Dixie Mafia (his buddy Wyn Duffy) and they would have showed up (instead of the Marshalls). I am sure they would be interested in taking over the Bennett's territory before Boyd could take it over. I would guess that season three will see the Dixie boys becoming a major player. I also figure that Raylan will stay in Lexington and not head to the shooting range.
Game of Thrones
"Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things", that was the name of the episode. It was a line that Tyrion says to Robb at Winterfell when asked why he brought Bran a design for a saddle that Bran could ride. Tyrion responds that he has a soft spot for cripples, bastards, and broken things. I loved Tyrion in the books, but Peter Kinklage is so great that he makes the character even better.
It was also great to see Bran smile, poor kid has been so depressed. He also had a very strange dream, about a three-eyed crow. I like that the show is making it more ominous than how the book just jumped in with the crow talking.
Ned's investigation is starting to get somewhere, he found the book that Jon Arryn was reading and he found the boy that Jon was visiting. Turns out the boy is the bastard son of Robert. I wish they would have either had a flashback or did the sound over of a battle so Ned's reaction to seeing the boy would be a little more effective.
I also loved the exchange between Jaime and Jory about how they had met during the rebellion of the Greyjoys and also Jaime being upset about the king having an orgy while he stands outside. I love how after their bonding moment, Jaime gets annoyed when Jory asks if he could leave a message with Jaime to give to the king.
Up on the Wall, we finally meet Samwell Tarly. He is a fat kid who is also a coward. In the books, I always figured he would become a good fighter or something. That is not the case and I highly doubt things will be different from this coward. I loved the line when they are by the fire and he says that he will not get any better having to fight and Jon responds that he cannot get any worse. Best part was of Jon and his friends holding down the bully and letting Ghost jump on his chest and growl at him.
Across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys finally realizes her brother is a loser. She asks Jorah if Viserys could conquer Westeros and she says that he would not be a very good king. Viserys takes a bath with Daenerys slave girl and he tells her about dragons, they are having a good time, but then she says something about it being sad they are all gone and Viserys gets angry. He says that it is her job to please him, not make him sad.
Daenerys finally has enough when she invites Viserys to dinner and he snaps because he does not take orders from her. He hits her and she fights back, hitting him with a belt, cutting his face. She tells him if he ever touches her again, she will have his hands cut off. Very badass.
During the jousting tournament, Ser Hugh (who may have important information for Ned, since he was Jon's squire) is killed by Ser Gregor Clegane (The Mountain Who Rides). He is the Hounds brother and we learn that he was the reason that the Hound has a burnt face. The Mountain is such a scary character, and I only hope that they make him big enough. Also, I wonder if they will do the joust match between him and Ser Loras and the final results? That might be too graphic, even for HBO.
The best part of the episode came at the end though, Lady Stark is at an inn when Tyrion shows up. He recognizes her and she then stands up and starts calling out different men at the bar, asking if they are still loyal to her father. You can see the fear in Tyrion's eyes as he realizes that something very bad is about to happen. She then demands they arrest him in the name of the king.
Things are about to get crazy.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
A Few TV Shows
I am not going to talk about all the shows from last week that I watched, just two: Game of Thrones and Justified. Mainly because they were the most intense. I will make one comment about The Killing: will there be a season two? I mean, it should wrap up pretty quickly, right? Anyways, onto the shows.
Game of Thrones
-So many little things happened during the episode. The bulk of it featured Jon Snow and how his friendship with Tyrion grows. By the time Tyrion leaves, they are friends. Tyrion gives him advice about the other boys and we later see Jon giving them sword lessons.
-We finally get to meet Syrio Forel, Arya's "dance instructor". The guy who plays him is pretty much just how you picture from the book. I also loved the way Ned watches and you hear the wooden sword sounds turn to metal and you can hear the faint sound of a battle. Very cool.
-Robert getting drunk and discussing his first kill with Barristan Selmy. This is a tiny spoiler, so you may want to not read this blue sentence: how will the disguise Selmy so it can be a surprise when he reveals himself (that sounds so dirty) to Daenarys?
-Another great episode for Jamie. Such a jerk, yet so cool. He talks about how Ned Stark's father and brother screamed while they burned, then mentions how Aerys kept saying "burn them all" when he stabbed him.
-Then there was the creepy Cersei/Joffrey moment. She says that when he is the king, he can change the story of his wounded arm to anything he wants. He says he does not want to marry Sansa, nor does he want to be nice to her. Cersei makes some comment about how he can fuck any girls he wants, but it will not hurt to be nice to his future wife. I think this was a nice addition, since it was not in the book. It definitely seems like she was referring to herself...
-Then Joffrey goes on about how he wants a royal army and he would crush the North and install his uncle as the Warden at Winterfell. Good luck with that one idiot boy.
-Over on the other side of the sea, Daenerys is pregnant. She thinks it is a boy and she is learning how to speak Dothraki. She also orders the group to stop and she heads off into the woods. Her brother confronts her and grabs her by the throat (he was upset that she is giving orders). He draws his sword on her and her bodyguard uses his whip to pull him off her. He wants to kill him, but Daenerys says no (nor will she let him cut off Viserys ear). Viserys tries to order Jorah to kill the bodyguard, but he ignores that order.
-I loved the discussion between Jorah and the bodyguard about each other's fighting styles and weapons. I also wonder why Jorah had to leave when he heard that Danys was pregnant...
Justified
Raylan forces Mags to give up Dickie. Dickie's partner is going to testify against him, but changes his story at the last minute (after a visit from an old lady, I am guessing his mom/grandma). My favorite part of the episode is when Raylan and Doyle arrest Dickie. Raylan knocks Doyle out and takes Dickie deep into the woods and tells him how about his Aunt Helen (this is the first time we see Raylan break down and give any emotion about her death).
I really thought he was going to shoot Dickie (and in typical Dickie fashion, he cried and begged the entire time). When he gets out of jail, Mags says to him that she will help him deal with all this stuff. I am guessing there will be some major shit happening in Harlan County. I also loved that Boyd offered to take care of Dickie for Raylan.
Raylan is not stupid, he knows that the Bennett's will come for him. I have a feeling that he will play Boyd off them and also somehow get the Frankfurt mafia boys involved. Maybe he will let them know that it was Dickie who hijacked their bus (or maybe he will let them know that it was Doyle who made sure they never found out).
I honestly think someone major will die by the end of the finale. My guess it will be Winona, which would be a shame since she is so damn hot.
Game of Thrones
-So many little things happened during the episode. The bulk of it featured Jon Snow and how his friendship with Tyrion grows. By the time Tyrion leaves, they are friends. Tyrion gives him advice about the other boys and we later see Jon giving them sword lessons.
-We finally get to meet Syrio Forel, Arya's "dance instructor". The guy who plays him is pretty much just how you picture from the book. I also loved the way Ned watches and you hear the wooden sword sounds turn to metal and you can hear the faint sound of a battle. Very cool.
-Robert getting drunk and discussing his first kill with Barristan Selmy. This is a tiny spoiler, so you may want to not read this blue sentence: how will the disguise Selmy so it can be a surprise when he reveals himself (that sounds so dirty) to Daenarys?
-Another great episode for Jamie. Such a jerk, yet so cool. He talks about how Ned Stark's father and brother screamed while they burned, then mentions how Aerys kept saying "burn them all" when he stabbed him.
-Then there was the creepy Cersei/Joffrey moment. She says that when he is the king, he can change the story of his wounded arm to anything he wants. He says he does not want to marry Sansa, nor does he want to be nice to her. Cersei makes some comment about how he can fuck any girls he wants, but it will not hurt to be nice to his future wife. I think this was a nice addition, since it was not in the book. It definitely seems like she was referring to herself...
-Then Joffrey goes on about how he wants a royal army and he would crush the North and install his uncle as the Warden at Winterfell. Good luck with that one idiot boy.
-Over on the other side of the sea, Daenerys is pregnant. She thinks it is a boy and she is learning how to speak Dothraki. She also orders the group to stop and she heads off into the woods. Her brother confronts her and grabs her by the throat (he was upset that she is giving orders). He draws his sword on her and her bodyguard uses his whip to pull him off her. He wants to kill him, but Daenerys says no (nor will she let him cut off Viserys ear). Viserys tries to order Jorah to kill the bodyguard, but he ignores that order.
-I loved the discussion between Jorah and the bodyguard about each other's fighting styles and weapons. I also wonder why Jorah had to leave when he heard that Danys was pregnant...
Justified
Raylan forces Mags to give up Dickie. Dickie's partner is going to testify against him, but changes his story at the last minute (after a visit from an old lady, I am guessing his mom/grandma). My favorite part of the episode is when Raylan and Doyle arrest Dickie. Raylan knocks Doyle out and takes Dickie deep into the woods and tells him how about his Aunt Helen (this is the first time we see Raylan break down and give any emotion about her death).
I really thought he was going to shoot Dickie (and in typical Dickie fashion, he cried and begged the entire time). When he gets out of jail, Mags says to him that she will help him deal with all this stuff. I am guessing there will be some major shit happening in Harlan County. I also loved that Boyd offered to take care of Dickie for Raylan.
Raylan is not stupid, he knows that the Bennett's will come for him. I have a feeling that he will play Boyd off them and also somehow get the Frankfurt mafia boys involved. Maybe he will let them know that it was Dickie who hijacked their bus (or maybe he will let them know that it was Doyle who made sure they never found out).
I honestly think someone major will die by the end of the finale. My guess it will be Winona, which would be a shame since she is so damn hot.
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